#incorrect JFK

[theclassclone]

JFK: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Joan: What the fuck?

Confucius: He's having an idea.

[jaydencoolguy]

Clone High textposts/incorrect quotes part 1

[incorrectmeangills]

Scott: Talk dirty to me~

Martyn: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Scott: Wha-

Martyn: The economy is in shambles.

[buckys-baby-boy]

Why Bucky's not allowed to play truth or dare:

Peter: Mister Winter Soldier, truth or dare?

Bucky: Uh... truth?

Peter: Where were you on November 22nd 1963?

Bucky:

Bucky: Dare...?

Peter: Help me with my history project.

Bucky: I was at a parade.

[murasaki-cha]

Ruby: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

James: What- how?

Ruby: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

[trixxzee]

[meowshroom1230]

Incorrect quotes: ✨Clone High edition✨

[meanautisticenbian]

These 9 people create the perfect friend group

Abe: I was looking in the mirror this morning and I thought to myself “I have problems with emotional intimacy”

Joan: my day’s actually been pretty great I’ve only had like 15 panic attac- aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA I FEEL ONE COMING-

Cleo: im doing fine there’s like so many people wanna kiss me I just dont wanna be alive…

Gandhi: I have seen the future through this crystal… and it says we’re going to Popeyes tonight, and you’re paying!

Jfk: I er uh am Harry Stoils

Harriet: can everybody calm down? Can everybody calm down? I-is it just me? Do I need to calm down? Can everybody wait til I calm down CAN EVERYBODY WAIT TIL I CALM DOWN?

Confucius: So what, to be in love with someone I have to tell them about my feelings? Cuz I don’t think so lol

Frida: who died? Oh damn, rip. You wanna play Mario Kart?

Topher: *looking in the mirror, wearing all black and messy black eyeshadow* I love Kurt Cobain

[emiemi345]

SpongeBob quotes by Clone High characters

JFK: Hey, you guys must be lost! Doofus Drive is around the corner!

Abe: We're not lost! I've got my compass!

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Harriet: I'm a good noodle! I'm a good noodle!!

Candide: You'll get this star back when you earn it.

Harriet: Noooo!!

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Scudworth: I'm not cheap! I'm generous!

Butlertron: You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.

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Topher: You could say we're friends, right?

Joan: Um, no.

Topher: Acquaintances?

Joan: No.

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Confucius: Welcome to the future!

Gandhi: What?

[mohawkquotes]

"When you see JFK's head at a thrift store, you buy it."

[cutepastelstarsalior]

Incorrect quote thing :)

Abe: hi I’m Abe! And this is my girlfriend Joan, and that’s Joan’s boyfriend, JFK. And that’s JFK’s girlfriend, Cleo. and that Cleo’s girlfriend Frida. And that’s Frida’s girlfriend Harriet, and lastly that’s Confucius, Harriet’s boyfriend.

Random person: oh! That’s…cool. Hey who’s that? *point to Topher who is standing a couple of step away from the group, deadpan.*

Abe: oh! That’s Topher, he’s my boyfriend! He just standing over there because he gets overwhelmed by others.

Abe: ……

Abe: also because the others hate/tolerate him. :)

[theclassclone]

[The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting. Confucius walks in and sits on JFK’s lap]

The Squad: ...

Harriet: Why are you sitting there?

Confucius: There’s no free seats!

Harriet: But we made sure there was enough room for-

JFK, hugs Confucius tightly: There are no!!! Free seats!!! For!!! My!!! BEST!!! FRIEND!!!

[trasho-pando2011]

[funkylilblob]

Gandhi: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? Abe: Which came first, the orange or the orange? Mr B: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Cleo: What was the color called before then? JFK: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

[dewying-my-best]

Harriet: Scudworth! Hey, this is my boyfriend Confusious, and this is Confusious’s boyfriend, JFK. Scudworth: …oh! W-wait. What’s the situation? Harriet: What do you mean? Scudworth: How does this work? Harriet: Well, Confusious is bi and he’s bi for me and also bi for JFK. And JFK is bi for Confusious. And I'm just friends with JFK. Confusious: It’s not that complicated. JFK: Nope Scudworth: Oh. Yeah. Sure. . . . . . . . . Scudworth, talking to Mr B later: The thing about “youth culture” is… I don’t… I don’t understand it.

[neutrallyobsessed]

that sure is A Take, and that's pretty cool! it compelled me to do my own chart lol

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